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combo crasher 

Combo crashers (example: @ZeroFreeze) are people that roam the interwebz and break perfect combos with just a word. Chain messages don't make sense because of these douchebags.
Person 1: Is this real life?....
Person 2: Or is this just fantasy?
Person 3: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Person number 3 is a combo crasher.

Model Plane Crasher 

When a guy is having sex doggie style with a model and just before he is about to "land" he yanks the models arms (wings) out from underneath her and she skids on her boobs across the bed like a plane wreck.
Dave took home this hot model last night and gave her a old fashioned plane crash. He said she had major nipple burn from skidding across the runway. Classic Model Plane Crasher
Model Plane Crasher by Mr.Magooru November 26, 2010

gate crasher 

A broke ass hippie who will rush the gates of a concert with a large group of people in hopes of rushing by security and making it into the show. Only about 40% of a gate rushing crowd will actually make it into the show free, while the other 60% are either arrested or kicked out of the show. Sometimes hundreds of people will all rush the gates at once into the show, usually resulting in following shows on the tour getting cancelled.
Before Jerry died in '95, gate crashers had what would become one of the Grateful Deads last shows ever cancelled after they broke down the fence surrounding the concert, and hundreds of gate rushers made it by without getting caught.

funeral crasher 

A person who goes to other peoples funerals to try and pick up girls/widows to have sex with
In "wedding Crashers" will ferrel plays a man who lives with his mom and instead of crashing weddings crashes funerals instead of being a wedding crasher owen wilson becomes a funeral crasher with him

Cum Crasher 

When your driving you car with one hand, and beating you defeater with the other hand, while being ran off the road.
Friend: Bro Clyde was in a mfuckin cum crasher nigga
Other friend: SHEEEEESH
Cum Crasher by Cumguzzler4206912 December 31, 2021

The Door Crasher 

A gun fighting style or move. This involves an armed individual or team breaking down a door, or crashing in, with guns blazing. Usually resulting in death on either side of the door.
Benny: " Did you hear what happened at Lennys?"
Tony: " Fuck no, what happened? "
Benny: " A few guys decided to rip him off I guess"
Tony: " How the fuck did they manage to get into Lennys? There must be a dozen guys in there all the time with shot guns"
Benny: " They pulled the door crasher"
Tony: "Fuck eh?"
Benny: " Ya, now Ryders dead, same with Carl, and T-Bone. Im not sure about Torino."
The Door Crasher by cocknugget15cock December 28, 2010