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Dinner Box Hard On

When a severely overweight family member mysteriously sprouts a neck for 4 hours when aroused by greasy fast food stuffed into a box. Side effects : necessity to use 2 scales, mental retardation, inability to fix vehicles, and diarrhea of the mouth
Dinner Box Hard On by Familyroasts November 24, 2017

on the box 

wow, i didn't know you were on the box!
on the box by mittzeee August 21, 2007

big night on the box 

An evening of prolonged sex, resulting in lack of sleep.
Q: You coming to the footy today mate?
A: Nah, I'm fucked, had a big night on the box last night.

get on the box 

to proceed to get on the Xbox One Console to play a video game with the boy(s).
get on the box by ICrank90s November 1, 2019

Tits on a box

The situation. Basically just emphasizes what everyone in the room is already thinking; good, bad or just plain warped.
"What happened with that latina last night my brother?"
"Tits on a box all the way to the bank dude."

"Yo summarize France's position on European Union farm subsidies for me dogg?"
"Tits on a box."
Tits on a box by Carmella Bing January 25, 2010