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The minutiae that ate my life. 

All of those little things - errands, forms, notes, crap - that seem to totally eat up your day. None of it is exciting and you can't quite believe that at the end of the day, you've nothing to show for it.
"What did you do today, honey?"
"The bank, the carwash, the drycleaners, the drugstore, then back to the bank. It's so boring, I can't talk about it because I get depressed. It's the minutiae that ate my life."

You thought you ate? Give me that plate 

“You thought you ate? Gimme that plate” is the worse phrase in all of existence, saying this phrase as a male means that you aren’t a sigma male, your a bitch boy who likes dick in all of the holes on his body, saying this phrase as a female means that your a slutty human being that cannot come up with a better comeback so you say the phrase instead because your speechless.
Person 1: *Says something really cool a roast battle*

Person 2: “You thought you ate? Give me that plate!”

Person 3: “Wow, their that speechless that they say that bullshit instead of anything else?!”

Person 4: “Yeah I agree, they are totally a fag, must’ve been raised by farm animals.”

that goat just ate my shit 

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath
oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.

That delivery driver ate my fries! Outrageous! 

When the delivery driver eats your fries and it's outrageous
"That delivery driver ate my fries! Outrageous!"

that don't mean you ate 

It does not mean you are all that or it does not mean you bib good or you are better than others
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pov: I'm better than you other that don't mean you ate