someone's ass is grass

someone is finished, someone is through, someone is done for.

Private; Looks like somone spilled your cofee, sir.

Major; Well in that case, somones ass is grass.

someone's ass is grass by Light Joker July 6, 2004

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your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"

Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!

your ass is grass and you can call me john deere by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012

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your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower

The expression of which your ass is grass comes from if you hear this you better get out of town because you're likely to get shot hung or end up with your head on a stick

Idiot1: oh dude I am so dead
Idiot2: yep that's quite a bit of a fender bender there
- idiot1 gets home-
Idiot1's roommate: heard you my moped just want you to know ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Idiot1:* shit himself*

And that my assholes is how the term:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Turned into: your ass is grass

your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 June 26, 2018