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Not Toviah.
Don't call Toviah Artemis, because it's not his friking name.
Artemis by Bob Kaplunkinoo April 20, 2020
A bitch likes to have many dick's up her ass and have big tits
Damn the school thot Artemis has huge tits
Artemis by Mr Khodaparasti October 10, 2020
Terribly skidded + shidded minecraft client by our friend, G8LOL
G8LOL developes the skidded minecraft hack client "artemis"
Artemis by B.BOJAXHIU May 6, 2022
She is a loving girl, many take advantage of her but in reality she is pretty in her own way and proud of herself, how far she has mad it. Artemis loves her friends, loves her phone and loves money.
“Artemis has a attitude” “yes
Artemis by FYFBPUFMB November 20, 2023

Artemis Fowl the Second 

The smartest person on the face of the planet. Artemis is Irish. As of 2010, he is 15 years old and nobody, not even the great child prodigy Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has had a superior intellect.

Son of Artemis Fowl the first and Angeline Fowl, he comes from a family of criminal masterminds, and is said to have the highest IQ in Europe (estimated 200). Anyone who runs into him will be immediately hit with a vocabulary and intellect so large that you will instantly be afraid of him and his "vampire smile". He detests physical labor.

Master of psychology, music, art, chess, and many other subjects/ activities, Artemis Fowl also goes by the names F. Roy Dean Schillpe, Stefan Bashkir, Emnesy Squire, and many others.

Artemis, at the age of 15, was 5 feet, 5 inches tall, weighed 55 kilograms, and still managed to be the smartest person in Europe. He has dark, "raven-colored" hair, and deep blue eyes like his father.

He is the main character of the Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer, though he is said to actually exist.
"Artemis Fowl the Second is on my fanfiction site!"

"No he's not, he can't be!"
"Well, he's got the highest IQ ever. I'm sure he could figure out a way to get on whatever site he wants."
Related people:
Artemis Fowl
Captain Trouble Kelp
Holly Short

Artemis Syndrome

The lack of good taste for girls after having been in the "Artemis Faculty" for too long, whereby desperation has clouded better judgement.
Whoa there! You think that girl is hot? She's totally not, must be your Artemis Syndrome acting up again.