Alaskan Pipeline 

You take a shit into a condom, then freeze it and fuck a girl/guy with the frozen shit. This term originates from the cold weather in Alaska and the large amount of pipelines.

Guy 1: Yo, this chick was totally down for an Alaskan Pipeline.

Guy 2: Really? That's fucked up! When did you do her?

Guy 1: Just a few minutes ago. She even wanted it up her ass!

Alaskan Pipeline by I Fiend Cack June 1, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline 

A sex move popularized by the Alaskans in the early 1900s. To perform this move, one must take a shit and freeze the turd. Once the turd is solid, one must insert the turd into their lover's desired point of entry.

"Hey honey, I'm really in the mood for sex, shit, and a cold temperature. Anything in mind?" "2 words. Alaskan Pipeline."

Alaskan Pipeline by Hollaback1212 January 12, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline 

When engaged in sexual intercourse, the male partner takes time off to take a shit; meanwhile the woman waits. The man freezes the shit, or can be already prepared, and stuffs it up the woman's vagina - to take place of a dildo.

Girl: Last night, my boyfriend put frozen shit in my cooch.

Guy: Sweet, he gave the Alaskan Pipeline.

Alaskan Pipeline by ScatManJosh March 8, 2011

Alaskan Pipeline 

A sexual act of passion where a partner takes a dump prior to the scheduled love making and freezes it for about a day. The frozen poo is then used as a dildo whenever you or your partner feel the need to spice things up.

My baby was getting so tired of the vibrator so I told her I'd give her something new to play with. She's been on the Alaskan Pipeline ever since.

Alaskan Pipeline by Lester Chunks May 26, 2008

Alaskan Pipeline 

1. When your feeling a bit dangerous, you take a shit, wrap it in saran wrap and put it in the freezer. When your log is rock solid you remove it from the freezer and then proceed to fuck your old lady in the ass with it.

2. A pipeline located in Alaska

This Alaskan Pipeline is like taking a shit in reverse!

Alaskan Pipeline by Turd Smoka November 2, 2008

Alaskan Pipeline 

The act of taking a shit in a condom, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.

"yo did you give that girl an Alaskan pipeline?"
"yeah it was awesome! it only took 3-4 hours for it to freeze!"

Alaskan Pipeline by Daym637382837292 September 3, 2009

alaskan pipeline 

when someone shits inside of a condem and freezes it to make a dildo

hun i think your alaskan pipeline is melting

alaskan pipeline by thunderdumplin December 14, 2010