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yeeting your meat

The action of one taking an axe or a sledgehammer and beating their schlong as hard as possible. It often makes even gay men moan in horniness. When you "yeet your meat" you beat it down with a sledgehammer or an axe. One often "yeets their meet" when their parents are not home and they are on incognito mode.
yeeting your meat: Johny was yeeting his meet on Saturday while his parents were not home. He moaned so loud he got the fish in the nearby lake so horny that they started to asexually reproduce, making for some extremely strange mutations in their offspring.

Yeeting sus 

When someone is acting suspiciously towards another person or group of people
My mom packed me tighty whities to go on vacation. Her packing was yeeting sus.

Aiden told us he was leaving the party, but Rowyn saw him sneak into the bathroom with Katie. He is so yeeting sus.
Yeeting sus by Mel-e-Mel December 11, 2021

Yeeting and skeeting 

Cumming while you are riding a skateboard while doing an Ollie around 10 other naked dudes in a public park. You must nut on one of the dudes. You then have to carry the man you came on on top of your shoulders around the whole park.
Dang look at those guys Yeeting and Skeeting

Yeeting bird 

Extremely loud sounds, also very annoying
You are louder than the yeeting bird!
Shut up!
Yeeting bird by Sk8girl87 October 31, 2018

Yeeting Rockets

When someone yeets a rocket, preferably into your neighbor's yard, test the parachute.
Astral Orbit went outside because they wanted to practice Yeeting Rockets.
Yeeting Rockets by Jimothy120 February 21, 2021