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Wonderland Online 

WLO is a MMORPG where people waste their time and money to get their online personas a good reputation (somewhat akin to MapleStory). There are people who pose as your "friend" for personal gain, and can turn on you at any given moment. To be fair, there ARE nice people out there who are glad to help others out, but they are /quite/ scarce.

The world channel is a spamming hotspot, and characters sit around on Starter's Beach once they hit reborn, and alternate between just sitting there with their wifey/hubby/sis/gf/bf, PVP-ing each other to show off their "mad skills," and throwing water balls at people to piss them off.

As a friend of mine summarizes, it is "a game infested with in game dating drama and scammers of all sorts. there are beggars everywhere begging you to lvl them up fast and help them with quests and ask for gold, the currency used in this game...horny pedophiles hitting on teenage girls randomly for their sexual pleasures."

Ah, yes, how can we exclude those pedophiles we all know and love...and they aim for under-teens as well.. >_>
A typical scenario on Wonderland Online, perhaps on a Local Channel. Player Two is a cocky reborn/high level player and Player One likes to start problems-

Player One: Yo, green guy.
Player Two: me?!
Player One: Yeah. You. You ugly, bro

Player Two: Wtf?! who are u!!!

Player One: God.
Player Two: noway! i'm reporting u right after i spawn ur noob ass!
Player One: Umad, bro? Have fun trying. >| -logs out-

(Note: There is a handy little option of turning PVP mode off)

Another scenario with a pedophile and a naive youngster.
Player One: hi, cutie. want to hav some fun? :)
Player Two: hello! and sure !
Player One: how old are u ? :)
Player Two: i'm nine! how old are you?
Player One: i'm 35, baby.
Player Two: Ohhh, uhm my mommy told me not to talk to strange men.
Player One: dnt u worry, sweety, i'll make u feel real good ;) When my wife isnt home, y dont u come over and play?
Player Two: oo, sure! can i bring some friends along?
Player One: yah, sure, the more the merrier

wonderland asmr

some short ass girl that whispers into a mic
“have you seen wonderland asmr’s channel yet? she’s done another wacky one.”

wonderland.tf 

the best community in popular tf2 (team defense shooter 2)
pleb: hey you want to play jailbreak?
chad: yes lets play wonderland.tf
wonderland.tf by letterb_ December 28, 2020

wonderland nightclub 

A place for under 18’s go to shake their non-existent meat on their bones for lonely white boys to control
Wonderland nightclub’ is where all my friends go to shake what they don’t have

wonderland promise 

A promise made with good intentions but no sense of urgency to complete
Sure girls I'll take you to Wonderland one day probably sometime next summer. 12 summers later, a Wonderland promise

wonderland nuts 

Experienced by men, younger and older, who have sever ball chafe, either from swimming or sweating and walking. AKA Wonderland nuts. First experienced when going to a water park rides at Canada's wonderland and not changing shorts but walking around all day, and have sever chafing of the balls.
dude this hike we have to stop, I got wonderland nuts. they fucking hurt.