Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.

“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave”

Wet candle in a dark cave by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

Wet Willy in the ass 

When a woman sucks a mans dick and then fucks her in the ass

Yeah, I gave the wife a wet willy in the ass last night.

Wet Willy in the ass by Tkbagginz July 18, 2021

Wet jacket in a condom cave 

The act of a man performing oral sex on a woman and finding a condom inside of her from the last man she had intercourse with and sucking it out in his mouth.

"I didn't even know she was with another man, until I found a wet jacket in a condom cave!"

Wet jacket in a condom cave by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023

wet cat in a cardboard box rizz. 

"Wet cat in a cardboard box rizz" can be used to describe someone so pathetic and or innocent, that you feel the need to date them, out of pity, or sympathy. Like how if you see a cat abandoned in a box on the side of a rainy street, you feel compelled to pick them up, and take care of them.

"I met this girl the other day, she was so lonely, and stumbled over her words a lot, but I gave her my number, because she had wet cat in a cardboard box rizz."

wet cat in a cardboard box rizz. by wet cat April 26, 2025

bowling balls in a wet sock

disgustingly saggy boobs

Man, did you see those bowling balls in a wet sock? They were down to the floor.

bowling balls in a wet sock by Stains Jr. May 21, 2009

Wet A V In The Sea 

A threesome conducted in or underwater. Preferably 2 Guys and 1 Girl.

"Yeah man im telling you, im going to go Wet a V in The Sea with my girl and a freind."

Wet A V In The Sea by ImSoFuckingTired March 25, 2017

Toe in the wet sprocket

A mild inconvenience

"I forgot to bring my wallet!"
"Dude, that's such a toe in the wet sprocket."

Toe in the wet sprocket by BowlofNerdles January 31, 2026