Twanger 

a TV remote used to change the channel on your television set. Can also refer to a remote for any other electronic device.

I don't like this show, toss me the twanger so I can change it.

Twanger by DJ2Kool January 12, 2010

twanger 

A big wiggly boner

that mormon in our math class is such a twanger

twanger by EL88 February 24, 2009

twanger 

referring to item- any given guitar
referring to person- one who plays guitar

Zakk Wylde has some crazy twangers
David Gilmour is one fine twanger

twanger by Rob Davis January 18, 2004

twanger 

a person that is born in taiwan.

howard is such a twanger, he loves honda and sony

twanger by foker November 12, 2006

Twangered

Stupidly and annoyingly drunk.

Don't know what I was At last night. I was TWANGERED!

Twangered by Pickerring January 8, 2008

Porky Twanger 

The Porky Twanger defines the act of inserting a digit up the female corn hole during a session of Bumping uglies. This is optionally accompanied by the calling of the phrase 'Porky twanger!' (spoken aloud at volume), and most likely followed by a swift dismount.

'I got really drunk last night and ended up in bed with my ex-girlfriend. I was doing her from behind, so I thought I'd give her a porky twanger while I was at it.'

Porky Twanger by W Scotchston November 11, 2007

Puffin Back on a Twanger 

Lighting any kind of organic material on fire and inhaling the fumes for the purpose of achieving a sense of acceptance and validation among your peers.

“Bro you’re honestly such a pussy”
“Nah bitch I’m gonna be puffin back on a Twanger tonight”
“Oh shit nevermind bro”

Puffin Back on a Twanger by Deathstroke2198 November 29, 2017