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the seagul 

When your having sex at the beach and you pullout real quick stick your dick in the sand and stick it back in then the lady your shagging makes the sound of a seagull
The seagull by annonomus
Man:*pulls dick out of pussy and rolls it in sand sticks it back in the pussy*
Woman: awh awh awh
the seagul by Yaboi69lova September 28, 2017

feed the seagulls 

to go to the toilet, namely number 2. all sewerage goes out to sea, thats where the gulls live, hence feed the seagulls
man, i really need to go, FEED THE SEAGULLS

sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls 

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.
“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls