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the jesus jizz 

when you go on top of a tall building in times square with a lot of males and ejaculate off the building causing the jizz to spray down onto the tourists
the jesus jizz by jizz creamery February 23, 2021

The jezza jizz 

It is where a man (particularly named jezza) ejaculates over his missus while singing and dancing to the fortnite song “chug jug with you” to assert dominance and regain strength
Man 1: bro watch out he’s doing the jezza jizz

Man 2: run before he catches you!

Jezza: We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town
The jezza jizz by Cactusjack69 July 26, 2021

The Jabba Jizz 

When you time your wank perfectly to finish exactly when Jabba the Hutt is choked out by Leia.
‘Mate it was glorious! My tail dropped just as his did! I finally achieved The Jabba Jizz’

Jizz in the hair 

when you're going doggy style and the guy pulls out and jizzes all over the person on bottom's hair
When Matt and Hannah did it doggy style she got Jizz in the hair

jizz in the caviar

When a man has sexual relations with a fish-hooker.
It turns out he's working the fish market is so he can jizz in the caviar.
jizz in the caviar by rabidmint February 15, 2010

Jizz in the Shizz 

Basically slang for anal intercourse, also called Charlie and the chocolate factory
Jizz in the Shizz by HahaNut27 March 21, 2019