not on my side of the crisp packet 

A way to decline something that you wouldn't like to happen .

"Davids having christmas party are you going to have one?"
"not on my side of the crisp packet"

not on my side of the crisp packet by thegirlwhoannoysfriends December 11, 2019

the crisps

An Australian term (usually from the Brisbane area) meaning good, great, excellent. An expression of satisfaction.

That movie is the crisps!

the crisps by Stumpy January 5, 2004

The Crispers 

The "crispiness" of a sip of a carbonated beverage is measured by how intense the bubbles sting your tongue. The very first 2 sips of a carbonated beverage are the "crispiest" and are known as "the crispers".

"Would you like to share this soda with me? I will let you have the crispers!"

The Crispers by RealSpliffit March 8, 2014

Something came up with the crisp 

You’re out of money or low on funds. You can’t do anything because of this.

I’m sorry guys. I can’t come out tonight, something came up with the crisp.

Something came up with the crisp by A. Cow December 25, 2024

Something came up with the crisp 

Low on money; Poor.

Sorry guys. I can’t come out, something came up with the crisp.

Something came up with the crisp by A. Cow December 25, 2024

something came up with the crisp 

Low on money; Poor.

Sorry dude. I can’t go out, something came up with the crisp.

something came up with the crisp by A. Cow December 25, 2024

The World's Crispiest Fries 

Fries that are so crispy that will get you to Think about it for hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours...

"Are these the World's Crispiest Fries? Let's Find Out."

*insert 1 hour loop of a NCS Song here*

The World's Crispiest Fries by A Bored Shitposter November 20, 2023