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The Wench"

A Wench. A Woman who out drinks, out swears, out burbs and out farts a man. Then complains when you do it
"The Wench" came home late, smelling of booze, passed gas all night that had a match been struck , i fear the house would have caught fire. Then spoke all night , saying honey that was gross , stop it. self explanitory , a woman who does it better then a man.

As Ian and Shel discussed on a hot day in July.
The Wench" by Tis me again July 15, 2006
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morgan the sea wench 

a mystical land/sea creature with magical breasts that shoot laser beams and glitter. she has a hypnotizing voice that makes susceptible young sailor boys do her bidding such as: waxing her bikini line and polishing her silverware. there is a Broadway musical based on her legend and it has won many tony awards. recognize.
i want to be just like morgan the sea wench when i grow up!

The Wailing Wench 

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived through all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like the beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*

The Wailing Wench 

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*

TheFrenchNugget 

a very concerning twitter artist
Person: Hey have you seen TheFrenchNuggets recent tweet?
Person: No they scare me

TheFrenchPigeon 

A YouTube channel run by a cheeky pigeon. The channel usually uploads short videos for no apparent reason. <Funny Meme>
"TheFrenchPigeon is an unusual specimen."
TheFrenchPigeon by memeified March 19, 2017

TheFrenchNugget 

A french nugget who is scared of Axolotls
TheFrenchNugget shivered as they witnessed an Axolotl entering the room
TheFrenchNugget by Erqixi July 2, 2022