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The Thing 

It is in every classroom. The thing.
Strange and different. The thing.
It silently watches you.
You know what Thing I’m talking about, because the Thing is everywhere.
The Thing in my classroom is so creepy! I feel like it’s watching me wherever I go.

the thing is is that 

In the white American lexicon, this phrase means β€œthe thing is” but has somehow transformed to include the word β€˜is’ twice, colloquially.
β€œThe thing is is that Friends was a groundbreaking sitcoms, guys.”

Here's the thing 

The statement said either during or immediately following someones attempt to make an extremely valid point that makes the person stop talking and listen to your potentially much less important and usually unrelated opinion. The best setup to a conversational punchline. Ever.
S- "I've never told anyone this before C, but I think I have an authority fettish because of my corrupted relationships to male figureheads in my childhood."
C- "Here's the thing -I'm hungry. Buy me a McDouble."


S- "...So then the condom broke and-"
C- " Here's the thing -I don't have the funds or the reputation to be a godfather to some bastards bastard child. Buy me a McDouble."
Here's the thing by C-dash-Mo December 22, 2008

The thing 

What happens when a character in a movie or tv show says the title of that movie/tv show in it. Also known as a Title Drop.
Doc Brown (on TV): "We're sending you BACK TO THE FUTURE!"
Me: "Yo dude they did the thing!"
The thing by Rice Menshorts November 3, 2013

the thing 

the things that make it for the thing or things to be done
"Please send me the things so I can do the thing and submit."
the thing by ProbablyAGhost September 1, 2016