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The Sky Pony

The Sky Pony is a fast-growing alternate means of referring to the collective network formerly known as “The Internet”. It has its roots in The Pony as a (formerly) fast means of transmitting data. i.e., The Pony Express, Paul Revere’s preferred means of locomotion. Radar Love predated The Sky Pony yet they share the same family tree.

Pony up is coming to mean the same as logging in.
Bobby: I don’t even know where to start looking for paper clips made of paper.

Brenton: What barn were you born in? Look it up on The Sky Pony!

Tipper: Come to bed, Al What’s so much more fascinating about your computer than me?.
Al: I’ll be right there babe. I’m inventing The Sky Pony!

Old white US Senator: increasing Sky Pony access to rural America is our highest priority.
The Sky Pony by Bagelman5440 April 8, 2024
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why is there a giant health bar in the sky

*wakes up* *looks outside* Why is there a giant health bar in the sky?

Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky 

Quoted from youtuber Captainsparklez also known as Jordan Maron. This quote suggested that as sharks have to keep swimming as to not sink, hummingbirds can't stop flying because they can't land. Of course, hummingbirds can land and Jardon was wrong.
"It just flies forever, it's stuck there like the Sharks of the Sky because most sharks can't stop swimming either. That's probably the first time anyone's ever said that Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky, and I'm going to own up to that."

- Jordan Maron (Captainsparklez) on August 6, 2017 in the video titled "An Expensive Mistake" at 8:45

Paint the sky 

to cs (comitt suicide) and look back on those you love
I cant wait to paint the sky tonight

Scuse me while I kiss the sky 

a single line in the late Jimi Hendrix's song Purple Haze, which has seemed to captivate millions
Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things just don’t seem the same
Actin’ funny, but I don’t know why
’scuse me while I kiss the sky

Bleed The Sky

Orange County metalcore band came out onto the scene in 2002. Considered to be part of the New Wave of American Heavy Metal Movement. Released two albums through Nuclear Blast Records, Paradigm in Entropy (2005), Murder The Dance (2008). Their latest release came out through Art Is War Records, This Way Lies Madness (2020).
Can’t wait to go see Bleed The Sky shred on tour!
Bleed The Sky by Hornsup2020 September 25, 2020