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The great Marline 

The Man who has the biggest trunk also known as ( penis ) And know as the sexy
Wow the great marline did a good job
The great Marline by Norman the 4th February 19, 2019

punch a marlin in the rose bucket 

Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.
1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."

The truth is a lemon meringue. 

Something that Friday O'Leary says in Mr gum. This is when Friday is excited. Mr gum is an awesome book.
"THE TRUTH IS A LEMON MERINGUE" shouted Friday. This is a use of the truth is a lemon meringue.

Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin 

Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.
"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"

"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"

From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire