fellating the ghost 

Excessively praising a dead person.

"It's the anniversary of Jacob's death. Deidre is still fellating the ghost of that asshole."

fellating the ghost by czehner March 17, 2015

On-the-go Fellatio 

A fancy-pants way of saying "road head." Coined one night when returning from a movie theater, as a douche in a porsche received said act, by a top-heavy blond.

Dude, my bitch just gave me on-the-go fellatio on the way home. Hell yes.

On-the-go Fellatio by Alan Livingston December 5, 2010

Fellating the Cheeto 

An wavering devotion to the Orange Man in the White House, characterized by fawning, sycophantic rhetoric, and bruises on thebknees.

Donald was surprised the gayhered admirals and generals weren't fellating the Cheeto when we walked onstage.

Fellating the Cheeto by TruckFumpism October 1, 2025

I Give Fellatior Like The Sunflower Deed 

I Give Fellatior Like The Sunflower Deed

I Give Fellatior Like The Sunflower Deed

I Give Fellatior Like The Sunflower Deed by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025