Teddy

Ted" for short. An extremely uncool person. Someone who invites themselves places because they have no real friends and everyone dreads them showing up. Similar to "tahd

that kid is such a teddy

Teddy by holasomeeng17 November 23, 2010

Teddy

a creepy, ugly, stalkerish, eminem-wannabe who needs to get a life and stop being a freak. i'll give him ten years before hes behind bars.

do you hear someone creeping in the bushes?
nah probly just a teddy

Teddy by gabby lomagi October 3, 2010

Teddy

Long drawn out pointless lie. Almost always benefeits the speaker. And often includes some mention to whipping out your genitals

"So the mugger said give me all your money and pointed his gun at me. So I kicked him in the shin, beat him up, because I am a kickboxing champion, whipped out my dick, and pissed on him"

"That never happened, that is a Teddy."

Teddy by JohnSheffield April 23, 2007

teddy

Generally a name given to people who are self centered, and have awful taste in music. douchebag

Wow, that guy teddy is a douchebag
His music taste is so teddy

teddy by urbandickted22 January 11, 2010

teddy

the act of oral pleasure towards a female.

john: can i come over tonight?

jane: sure, as long as im getin' some teddy.

john: aww, you want dat teddy? As long as im gettin' dat becky. Aint no free rides, especially not with me!

teddy by ilovedat.teddy July 30, 2009

teddy

giving a female head

im lookin for a dude that can give me that good teddy

teddy by GirlWhoWantsTeddy August 8, 2009

Teddy

when a girl performs oral sex on a homeless man who hasn’t showered in two weeks, only to go to a bar after and kiss random guys.

That girl is such an alcoholic, she went out for a teddy.

Teddy by Thepubfucks January 18, 2019