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Shanghai Shingles

Another word the the coronavirus.

Slang for the COVID-19.
Melissa: Damn! These Chinamen got the Shanghai Shingles!
Shanghai Shingles by Norsfam5 March 26, 2020

Kraft Shingles 

When you take a package of Kraft singles american cheese and you lay the individual peices on the girls anus like shingles. You then proceed to anally sex her up until the point of ejaculation. Then you must cum upon her shingles. It might take a couple times to get a good even coverage on the cheese so drink lots of fluids before hand. Once all shingles are covered evenly make sandwiches with the cheese and take your family for a picnic. Dark, and tricky to pull of, but worth it if you got the balls.
We totally Kraft Shingled his whole family and they didn't even know!

I've experienced Kraft Shingles before. I never got over it.
Kraft Shingles by Wackattack. June 10, 2011

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim 

Bubble Bass' Order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate and/or cringiest food ever to exist.
'I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass

jingle shingles 

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.
Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.
jingle shingles by teknik December 21, 2013

ur uncle has shingles

The only acceptable response to “your granny tranny
Tim: “ur granny tranny

Jesus: “ur uncle has shingles”

Tim: *contracts crabs*

Butt Shingles 

When after you get done taking a shit or farting extremely hard, it may cause butt shingles which are tiny pieces of poop hanging off your ass.
I just got done taking a shit, and there were some butt shingles hanging that wouldn't come off!
Butt Shingles by JyFlyGuy August 21, 2010