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Gabe and the Blue Pump Shotgun

Gabe. Gabe loves his blue pump shotgun. It is in his true lore that he loves to go down on that blue pumpy wumpy. There is no stone left unturned when it comes to this blue puma shagugugan and his love for going within the depths of Gabe on 9/11. The twin towers are gorgeous, but not as gorgeous as this shotgun is to Gyabe Gyattidge.
"Have you seen Gabe and the Blue Pump Shotgun?"

"No.. I saw Warren with it last."
"OH NO, WARREN TOOK THE BLUE PUMP SHOTGUN"
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2-Pump Shuffle 

A 2-pump shuffle is a sexual act in which the male gets the female nude, then proceeds to enter his penis in-and-out of the the females vagina two times. The 2-pump shuffle is only official if there is no more sexual activity following the two "pumps" and the man leaves the woman hanging.
That girl is ugly! I wouldn't give her the full bang, but I'd probably give her the 2-pump shuffle for the sake of good comedy.
2-Pump Shuffle by Mic E.D. November 19, 2010

Pump Stank 

When you are hitting her pooter good from behind but each slam body slam against her ass sends a nasty waff of hot,sweaty booty stank straight up your nostrils.
Hey braaaahhhh. Did you hit Rachel’s shit good last night?

Yea brooooohh. I hit it but she gots the pump stank. She’s a dirty ass ho.
Pump Stank by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2018

pump session 

Lifting weights in a vigorous fashion.
Friend - wanna go hang at the bar
Me - no bro I gotta pump session later
pump session by ThotWalk48 June 27, 2014

pump slut 

An employee to many pumping companies and loyal to none
I'm just a pump slut mate

Pump-Shotty

An urban slang used to replace shotgun , vinchester , etc.
Became a popular word in a popular game called "Fortnite" , battle royale copy of a copy of a copy.
1. Last match i got 5 kills ONLY from a pump-shotty!
2 No fair! He killed me with the pump-shotty!

One Pump Stump 

A one pump stump is when a male ejaculates after one pump in and out of a vagina. Also a short chode like penis.
"I had sex with the hottest girl last night to bad it was over quick because of my one pump stump"
One Pump Stump by @ZayEatsAss February 23, 2017