Ghost poop

A ghost poop is a big fart that comes out as the poop that never was. A ghost poop.

Lyla: eww gross you just farted mom.
Mom: A fart is just a ghost poop. It was the poop that never was.
Lyla: Your ghost poop smells

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Nikhil Ghost Poop

Whenever you take a dump, and it's perfectly hard enough that it slides out and leaves no mess for you to wipe.

Dude, I totally took a dump, and it was totally a Nikhil Ghost Poop. I was SO happy :)

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when you try to poop but you just fart

man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.

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