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Philadelphia Highboy 

A highboy is when you take a dump in a urinal, but a PHILADELPHIA Highboy is when you take a runny dump in a urinal after eating cheesesteaks and beer.
Someone left a real Philadelphia Highboy in the restroom!

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine 

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.

Full Philadelphia 

A state of learned helplessness and anger achieved after one has been mugged, burglarized, and had car/bike stolen in the City of Brotherly Love.
Chad: "This year has been a debacle! I have only been in Philly a year, in grad school at Penn, and I've already been mugged, had my fixie (bike) stolen, and my posh condo was burglarized!"

Bob: "Congratulations! You scored 'A Full Philadelphia!'"
Full Philadelphia by Me, Gonch August 5, 2012

philadelphia 

Philadelphia isn't just a city that lies between the shadows of New York and Washington, it is a city where the Eagles are the topic of dinner conversation year round. It is where a meal consists of a cheesesteak, Natty light, soft pretzels,
and Tasty Kakes for dessert. It is where there is a Wawa on every corner, and you look forward to the 1st day of Spring when Rita's gives out free "wooder" ice. It is where you know it's a hoagie, not a sub and the shore, not the beach. Most importantly, where everyone is brothers and it is ok to say hello to someone you don't know if they are a birds fan. That is Philadelphia, the city of Brotherly Love... Outsiders will never understand
philadelphia by eagles 2004 December 6, 2004

Philemon 

The sexiest man alive with an arse thicc enough to clog the Mariana Trench. He is sleepy but awake, tired but working, dying but alive. These are what make Philemon human, so never give up.
Philemon dabbermon with filet mignon
Philemon by Chillaxbill March 27, 2019
A beautiful friend who brings you sugar caramel drops of happiness.
When you're upset sometimes, all you need is a Philena.