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New Mexico shit fire
A shot of tequila mixed with Bhut Jolokia hot sauce. Bhut jolokia is, of course, one of the spiciest chile peppers in the world, which makes this like a prairie fire shot on steroids. Definitely not for the weak stomach.
New Mexico shit fire by Real Aggie 10 March 28, 2011
New Mexico Tech
A school in Socorro known for lack of girls, high nerd rate, frequency of masturbation, and for its total awesomeness.
I'm going to Tech!
Tech suscks.
You're not smart enough to go to Tech! You can't even spell "sucks."
Tech is awesome.
Tech suscks.
You're not smart enough to go to Tech! You can't even spell "sucks."
Tech is awesome.
New Mexico Tech by NM Rox March 12, 2005
New Mexico Tech
some times abbreviated as NMT
the place with the highest nerd to normal rate on the planet, including NASA.
the place with the highest nerd to normal rate on the planet, including NASA.
Hi, I'm from Tech
Yes, I've noticed the lack of social skills, body odor, and Star Trek collectors edition Phaser
Yes, I've noticed the lack of social skills, body odor, and Star Trek collectors edition Phaser
New Mexico Tech by Baron_von_Awesome March 29, 2005
new mexico rodeo
When a girl sits on a guys chest and takes a shit on his chest while giving him a handjob...The guy will try to buck her off and she holds on like riding a bronco at a rodeo
new mexico rodeo by John Trident September 7, 2006
New Mexico Pace Car
A New Mexico Pace Car is the act of sitting with your buttocks above your head (preferably on a wall at a 45° angle) and pooping onto the front of yourself. The goal of the New Mexico Pace Car is to outrun your excrement before it slides into your mouth using your penis as a shift knob.
Co-Worker 1: "Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?"
Co-Worker 2: "Well, I figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce I'd celebrate by giving myself a New Mexico Pace Car and watching re-runs of M.A.S.H."
Co-Worker 2: "Well, I figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce I'd celebrate by giving myself a New Mexico Pace Car and watching re-runs of M.A.S.H."
New Mexico Pace Car by MygrantGlassCo June 19, 2015
new mexico military institute
Is a school in Roswell, New Mexico, that focuses on the three pillars of excellence. academics, physical fitness, and leadership. NMMI can be fun, but is a very rigerous load. Your first year you are called a RAT (recruit at training). you have hardly any privledges what so ever, but it gets better as time goes on. you gradually earn ranks, from private all the way up to lt. coronel and beyond. its a lot of work but interesting. Owen Wilson attended NMMI.
you get yelled at a lot and dropped to do push ups at new mexico military institute:
"HEY straight ahead on the RAT walk"
"lock it up CADET"
"left face, right face, abouttt face"
"just drop and start pushing, fes"
"HEY straight ahead on the RAT walk"
"lock it up CADET"
"left face, right face, abouttt face"
"just drop and start pushing, fes"
new mexico military institute by Mackizzlet November 29, 2007