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James Nightingale's Life 

Have you seen James Nightingale's Life? Its really funny!

Nightingale 

An unattractive girl, that usually frequents the San Diego area. She is known for having crusty vagina piercings and likes guys to finger her while she is menstruating. How does she find guys that will do this? Easy, she frequents Craigslist. Watch out for the Nightingale.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm meeting this girl I found on craigslist tonight.
Guy 2: You see her picture?
Guy 1: Nah, bro. We're doing the whole blind date thing.
Guy 2: Dude, I wouldn't go if I were you, she sounds like a total Nightingale.
Nightingale by justinbeeburrr January 3, 2011

Nightingale Bamford 

An excellent all girls school consisting of grades K-12. The academics are superior to many other schools and its exquisite curriculum contributes to amazing graduating classes with students ending up in schools like Brown, Harvard and Yale.
Nightingale Bamford School is a wonderful place

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Nightingale Bamford by minturn December 19, 2007

Nightingale 

An unattractive girl, that usually frequents the San Diego area. She is known for having crusty vagina piercings and likes guys to finger her while she is menstruating. How does she find guys that will do this? Easy, she frequents Craigslist. Watch out for the Nightingale.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm meeting this girl I found on craigslist tonight.
Guy 2: You see her picture?
Guy 1: Nah, bro. We're doing the whole blind date thing.
Guy 2: Dude, I wouldn't go if I were you, she sounds like a total Nightingale.
Nightingale by justinbeeburrr January 3, 2011

Nightingale 

An unattractive girl, that usually frequents the San Diego area. She is known for having crusty vagina piercings and likes guys to finger her while she is menstruating. How does she find guys that will do this? Easy, she frequents Craigslist. Watch out for the Nightingale.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm meeting this girl I found on craigslist tonight.
Guy 2: You see her picture?
Guy 1: Nah, bro. We're doing the whole blind date thing.
Guy 2: Dude, I wouldn't go if I were you, she sounds like a total Nightingale.
Nightingale by justinbeeburrr January 3, 2011

Ugly As The Nightingale 

An expression about someone who is so unimaginably ugly that you would rather pour acid in your eyes than glancing one more time at this person.
Mischa: hey dude, have you seen Alain lately?
Sthu: Man, you didn´t hear? He´s been sent away from his family because of the ugly as the nightingale syndrom he is suffering from.