Ass Waddling Paddle Master 

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.

1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

Ass Waddling Paddle Master by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

Master Oogway

The legendary sigma turtle that speaks only the truth

“ONLY WHEN A MOSQUITO LANDS ON YOUR BALLS WILLYOU TRULY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SOLVING A PROBLEM WITHOUT VIOLENCE” -Master Oogway

“IF SHE LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER YOU SHALL GO FOR HER MOTHER, IF YOU CANT GET HER MOTHER GO FOR HER BROTHER, IF SHE HAS NO BROTHER HELP HER MOTHER” -Master Oogway

“Sheesh, you speak only truth like Master Oogway”

Master Oogway by SasorSauce December 15, 2022

NES Master 

more properly referred to as Nes Mas by true gamers, this was a title that was earned by those who were masters of the original Nintendo Entertainment System. The first ever championship was won by a Canadian named Robert May. These contests ended when the Super Nintendo console was released.

Only a noob would incorrectly call the NES MAS a Nes Master.

NES Master by LethbridgeRob June 10, 2016

Master Bagger

Like the regular version of bag, but instead of it being 1 on 1, this guy has/is bagging the whole damn establishment. He takes NO hostages.

Person 1: Holy shit do you see him?? he's bagged all the girls in our school already!
Person 2: Yeah man, Ani's the Master Bagger

Master Bagger by Ms.Savas February 18, 2017

master oogway

The most badass turtle in the history of turtles. Master Oogway can devestate coties with a single touch.

Did you see Master Oogway kick some ass in Kung Fu Panda?

master oogway by Zbstein_522 May 10, 2018

Masten 

Kurzform für Masturbieren

Alter, ich war den ganzen Tag am masten...

Masten by schneebii October 16, 2019

Titty Master 

Mastering Titties. Grabbing them, owning them. Simply being the master of titties. There is one known titty master. Known as Dean Ambrose.

I will master your titties when we leave here. Or in the bathroom. Because I am the titty master!

Titty Master by Iwillkillsethrollins June 5, 2014