The Morgan Freeman Effect

The effect where, when reading a passage of text, the internal monologue is in Morgan Freeman's voice rather than your own.

"When I read the Ten Commandments, I totally get the Morgan Freeman Effect."

by anaphase January 9, 2015

Morgan Freeman

1. Morgan Freeman: American actor usually playing(the wise black man) in a movie (shawshank, Robin hood, batman, etc..)

2. a name now used to describe ones remarkable wisdom and understanding in any given situation. Regarded as a humble sage or mystic.

A: thanks for the advice. your like the wise black man in all those movies

B: Morgan Freeman?

A: Yeah- you’re my Morgan Freeman



"im a little tired and a little drunk so my advice is less then Morgan Freeman at the moment"

by Felix Greene April 4, 2009

Morgan Freeman

A person who acts heroically in a way similar to a best supporting actor, particularly in partner card/skill games... Sometimes referred simply as a 'Morgan' or 'Morgana.'

"Bid high. I've got a Morgan."

"Your partner is a fucking Morgan Freeman."

by tgiff17 April 10, 2009

Morgan Freeman'd

To dispense generic advice using a low and soothing voice.

I just gave him some generic advice in a low soothing voice. I Morgan Freeman'd him.

by Gt_sharon October 2, 2014

Morgan Freeman

Harrison Ford dipped in chocolate

Morgan Freeman is rumoured to be playing the chocolate dildo in "willy wanka and the chocolate dildo"
One of the famed bears in the porcelain cave.

by Freethy January 18, 2009

The Morgan Freeman Effect

When a person is attractive as a whole, but has a few qualities that are unattractive. The Morgan Freeman Effect states that those unattractive qualities become just as attractive as the other qualities. It is called the Morgan Freeman Effect because when you look at Morgan Freeman, a semi-decent actor, with a more than amazing voice, you think everything about him is extremely fantastic. This happens because of the one quality he is famous for, his soothing, gentle, massaging voice. This makes the fact that he is an okay actor completely irrelevant, because he is fucking Morgan Freeman.

Guy- "Why do you think shes so hot??? She has such a huge nose!!"
Friend- "I don't know, I think its kinda cute."
Guy- "Ahhh! The Morgan Freeman Effect at its finest."

by Super713 February 13, 2013

Morgan Freeman

an actor who often plays the role of "the wise black man".

he is the secret identity of god.
other religions refer to him as allah or buddha.

people found out about this because he played god in "bruce almighty".

morgan freeman is god! pray to morgan freeman!

by lalliman April 14, 2011