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Marinara sauce

The white substance that accumulates around the base of the penis after intercourse when she has been aroused for quite awhile.
I had sex with this hot girl last night and when I was done I had to wipe off that marinara sauce.

Marinara Angel Haired Pasta 

Similar to the angel haired pasta, while the girl is on her period. Takes place when a man excretes his load on a womans pubic hair and procedes to eat her out, while she is on her period.
Johnny: Dude I had the best pasta last night.
Steve: What kind did you have dude?
Johnny: I had some of my girl's famous marinara angel haired pasta!

Marinara Dick Faggot 

The act of pretending a marinara sauce covered penis is a cigar.
"Your mom gave me a really nice Marinara Dick Faggot last night, lets just say the sauce covered smoke rings were delicious"

Marinara Piss 

A few hours after eating food with marinara or tomato based sauce, your urine smells strongly of pasta sauce and piss.
"I was giving a golden shower last night to my wife, and I shot her with marinara piss. Sorta gross and sorta made me hungry again."

Marinara Squanto 

A spin off of a marinara sanchez. When a man fingers a woman during her period and wipes his bloody fingers across his cheeks, using it as indian war paint.
Person1: Dude i was fingering tammy during her period
Person2: Did you marinara squanto her?
Person1: Yeah, it was sweet she was totally turned on. She gave an indian call too.

Marinara Sauce

the act of entering a restaurant, seeing it is packed, turning around and exiting right away
Oh man, so many people Marinara Sauce'd Culver's last night!
Marinara Sauce by TShiff4 May 26, 2014