ALABAMA ONSIDE KICK 

When one shits upon another persons chest then jerks off and climax’s atop said stool pile and proceeds to kick the load into their partners face

When cousin Mary gets tipsy we attempt the Alabama onside kick with heels

ALABAMA ONSIDE KICK by Sploogebob Squarepants May 31, 2020

One more kick at the cat 

When you feel that desperate need to just hammer back that one last thing before your suppose to stop it forever.

Wife: “Your a fucking piss tank! Your fucking drunk right now! You piece of shit! You better stop your drinking or I’m going to leave!”

Degenerate husband: (grabs full 26oz of Smirnoff vodka from liquor cabinet)

“Ya ya ya, one more kick at the cat”

(Diesels half the 26oz of vodka)

One more kick at the cat by Reyzor December 18, 2019

kickons 

nothing else to say but saturdays are for the boys .

"me n chaza are goin to kickons tonight"

kickons by meffff July 28, 2020