Johnstoning 

to touch oneself numerous times within an hour, mainly during times of boredom.

Today I found movies boring, so I proceeded to Johnstoning and finished off the day.

Johnstoning by Matt Hemerson May 18, 2008

Jake johnston 

A social media influencer who LOVES his supporters of multiple years. He would never dare to block them and his twitch mods are probably the nicest people on earth.

Jake Johnston did not block me on Twitter yesterday, he is so nice.

Jake johnston by alicecull3n May 20, 2021

jack johnston 

when the shousy liquid comes out of your nose and goes back into the shoe

when the boys do a shoey he did a jack Johnston

jack johnston by dhytdjkhyilrszhgouESHO July 1, 2019

jake johnston 

It’s ok, what you’re going through right now triumphs my ass. You are a man and you are strong. You got this, man. U da man as they say. Crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, I love you . rock on 🤘

It’s ok, what jake johnston is going through right now triumphs my ass. jake is a man and he are strong. jake’s got this, man. jake da man as they say. crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, i love jake . rock on 🤘

jake johnston by tfmnkty8mplu9m9 May 20, 2021

Birk Johnston 

A super hot kid 🥵 who has a six pack

OMG dude you are such a Birk Johnston!

Birk Johnston by Abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxyz& June 22, 2019

Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone 

One of the greatest footballers and people ever. Absolute legend who was part of the Celtic team that won the European Cup in 1967, and sadly died this Monday after a prolonged illness. Famous for his ability to beat players, as well as take some severe punishment from the opposition.

Jinky makes Ronaldinho look about as skillful as one eyed fish in a desert

Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone
1944-2006

Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone by Bob MacDonnachaidh April 3, 2006

Johnston RI 

The most boring and useless town in all of America where there are more bomb threats than snow days and more jersey shore wannabes than honor students. The only thing to keep people here entertained is the drugs theyre on and the fights in school. If you dont do either youre an outcast and if you do nobody likes you. Every other word that comes out of a persons mouth is "legit" or "oh em gee". A "thats what she said joke" is also very common. There are only 3 different styles of the way people dress here: Scene, Skater, and Preppy. If you've never been spotted bowling, chilling at brewed, or wandering around aimlessly at the park with people, you dont exist. There really is no point in being here.

"Why are they getting rid of the carnival spot and building a hotel in Johnston RI?"

Johnston RI by apersonnnnnn February 13, 2010