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God Church 

Social Media Star Jake Paul invented this thing
Like what the heck is a god church?
God Church by YEAH I SMELL GOOD August 13, 2017

God Church 

A lyric from It's Everyday Bro created by our Lord and Savior Jake Paul, which he tried to compare his new merch to a christian or jewish church. Probably trying to compare his new merch with his own religion which is the Jakepaulers and the name of his church is God Church
1)SORRY BRO I GOTTA GO TO GOD CHURCH AND PLAY WITH MY SPINER BUT NOT MY WEINER.

2)YOU KNOW WHAT !!! FLIP KENDRICK LAMAR I PREFER JAKE PAULAND GO TO HE'S GOD CHURCH.

God Church 

A word in Jake Paul's song its every day bro. And he had to ryhme with merch. And now it's a things he says.
God Church by theLmastet September 27, 2017

God church 

Some dumb ass word that jake paul made up to describe how "amazing" his merch was selling.
God church by XxDarkCatKingxX January 4, 2018

God Church 

A word used by a mentally ill non-human youtuber named jack paule. Basically he's retarded.
Jack Paul: Hey babe-
Totally fine non-retarded girlfriend: Hey you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
Jack paul: WHAT!!... BUT... by the way my new merch is selling like a GOD CHURCH
* Speech 0 *
God Church by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019

God Church 

God Church is pretty much another word for 'crazy' or 'insane'. Kind of a new YouTuber trend.
Just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god Church

Yo bro, that was God Church asf
God Church by Ernizkool July 25, 2017