Faster Horses 

A multiple day music festival where countless rednecks and wanna be country girls gather in order to get wasted and take photos while country plays in the background.

Hey man I drove my lifted Chevy to faster horses and wore my favorite confederate flag shirt for a week straight.

Faster Horses by Havejjxbannsk June 12, 2016

Faster Faster Zap Zap 

During sexual intercourse, when you are allowed back door entry, is the anal sex in which you make quick, but feisty, hits with the tip.

The male cow was herding the female cow with his prod, using his Faster Faster Zap Zap skills! That cow had back door entry, and fun anal sex!

Faster Faster Zap Zap by BattleHawk_15 April 16, 2017

faster than a Florida tail wind 

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

faster than a Florida tail wind by Saharayogi April 19, 2018

faster-fasto 

A rapid but effective pace of doing or causing things to happen far different from rashness.

He was so faster-fasto in the race that none of his contenders outran him.

faster-fasto by Bomis Bakdel December 7, 2020

Faster than a nun’s nugget 

Really fast

My teeth are faster than a nun’s nugget

Faster than a nun’s nugget by Trunchbull1969 January 30, 2021

faster n harder 

A song by 6arelyhuman :)

"So I party like a rockstar, look like a porn star"
"Every day I go hard, riding in my sports car"
"Pull of in that V8"
"Songs on replay"
"Spinning like a DJ"
"Make it look easy"
"I go faster n harder, faster n harder-"

faster n harder by zesty_zephyr December 14, 2024

Faster than slow

When someone snaps at you 3 times

He snapped at me 3 times saying "Faster than slow" as if I was going at a praying mantis pace

Faster than slow by Om .5 December 20, 2025