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a hybrid between the two colloquialisms for vagina; fanny and pussy.
It is therefore no surpise that a fassy is girly, camp, flakey, stroppy, hormonal, anal, possibly gay and carries many womanly traits
a fassy, person who will throw a girlish strop if something is not done exactly to their taste.
a person who winges continuously
fassy by jokes November 7, 2006
Fast + easy = fassy

Something that is fast and easy.
For me, writing is fassy.
Fassy by Pied_Piper415 October 20, 2008
Someone who acts dumb or stupid
"Shut the fuck up you fassy "
Fassy by Yallo yamb October 3, 2016
Someone who looks like they were born with fetal alcohol syndrome. Typical features include a large or protruding forehead and wide set eyes.
Did you see that face? She lookin' fassy.
Fassy by Big Tyrus May 28, 2021

Fassy Kisser 

The definition varies; just ask the holy lord and savior of the Capetian Dynasty and Han Dynasty. It’s the ultimate insult that can only be used every half life and destroys people’s career.
Nick: You are a FASSY KISSER!
Sean: No, Nick you’ve ruined me.
Fassy Kisser by FasseyKISSER632 February 6, 2018

Fassy hole 

A twatish person, can be used in many contexts,
someone drops the joint, "you fassy hole!" or someone insults you "shut up you fassy" some one starts a fight, take off your hat and shout " whassat fassyole!!!!!!!!!??????"
Fassy hole by Arn Crew January 14, 2004