A total a complete nigger, Euans are renowned for having extremely tiny penises, and also having a fetish for fat girls. They often use "Dude, I was high!" or "Dude, I was totally wasted..." as an excuse for doing stupid and / or
completely retarded things, such as lying on top of a fat chick
in a bush while rubbing their stomach and making out with them. They are often prone to
bullshitting, and are not trustworthy friends.