Calorie Crusade 

The self-less act one embarks on to save their siblings from eating Junk food.

Today I looked in the cupboard for the Birthday Cake Oreos mom bought. Then I saw Johnnie curled up on the ground spooning with the Oreo box. After he arose from his dense slumber he proclaimed "Arg!! The Calorie Crusade is over! I've have thwarted the Oreo Crown, and saved my sisters summer bods!" He is such a doll.

Calorie Crusade by StoneColdSaidSo July 3, 2016

burning crusade 

The Burning Crusade is World of Warcraft expansion, basically a 6 hour a day workout where people try to gain access to harder parts of the game which they will never experience because they will quit before they experience it, resulting in the waste of 1-3 years of their life.

This game is more addicting than crack and results in many less teens having babies because the are playing this instead of partying

Death and Taxes Guild Member: Man yo, I've spent 8 hours today running heroics, that means I've gotta spend 5 more hours farming mats I need.

His Girlfriend: Come do me instead of playing Burning Crusade

Guild Member: Shouldn't you be farming for Tonight's raid? what's more important, Killing Illidan or having sex? Illidan is first priority

burning crusade by Pot Roast April 7, 2007

Burning Crusade 

The expansion to World of Warcraft that will be released on January 16th, 2007. Will raise the level cap to 70, add levels to all professions, create 2 new races (Draeni for Allianc, and Blood Elves for the Horde), And will add numerous new areas and dungeons to explore.

The Burning Crusade will take World of Warcraft to a new level of success.

Burning Crusade by qtothey December 7, 2006

crybaby crusade 

A term often used to describe the core narrative of the Trumpster’s candidacy for the 2024 Presidency which heavily focuses on how he has been relentlessly and unfairly victimized and witch-hunted.

It’s ironic how the Orange One’s crybaby crusade is actually an artifact of his own creation since he has been actually repeatedly victimizing himself due to his penchant for lies and self-destruction.

crybaby crusade by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023

Chrono Crusade 

An truly amazing and unique manga by the amazingly talented, yet very perverted, creator Daisuke Moriyama.

Contrary to popular belief, it is not a shojo manga. (It doesn't even have that much romance.)
It has way more action and is far too in depth. It has some of the best art seen in manga in a LONG time.

Taking place in 1920's America it's about an exorcist named Rosette Christopher. She has contracted with a demon named Chrono to have her soul drained so he can use his powers and help her find her missing brother, Joshua. It is unlike any other manga out there. Really, read it.

The anime sucks. (and the dub is horrible, never watch it.)

person A: Did you read those Chrono Crusade volumes I let you borrow?

person B: Sorry, I was too busy watching Inu-Yasha.

person A: ...You're dead to me.

(yeah, Inu-Yasha is disgusting. Absolutely nothing compared to Chrono Crusade.)
--

person 1: Oh my god! What happened?

person 2: Oh, their head just exploded.

person 1: Why?

person 2: They read the last volume of Chrono Crusade. It was so amazing it made their head explode.

person 1: ah.

Chrono Crusade by CG. September 20, 2009

dry crusade 

The process of penetrative anal sex without the use of a wet lubricant, possibly using a dry absorbant powder such as talc or flour instead. Can be used as an insult, threat, or joke.

"Liam, shut up before i whip out the talcum powder and dry crusade you into submission."

dry crusade by squire periwinkle January 19, 2013

Downvote Crusade

Someone in a thread who downvotes every comment they don’t like.

r/billydeez123 didn’t like most comments he saw and went on a downvote crusade.

Downvote Crusade by SkyAir April 19, 2021