when a woman is deep throating a man, and he hits her uvula with his cock. this causes her to gag and puke in his dick hole. afterwards, he procedes to fuck her. when he busts, and she creams, the man pulls out as the fluids drip and flow into her ass. the woman then shits in the man's mouth in a swirling motion.

I went to rita's yesterday. your mom gave me some soft served ass cream. it tasted like shit

soft served ass cream by icecream, sex, larry, shit, sexy May 6, 2008

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"Assorted Creams"

The box of Russell Stover Assorted Creams was abbreviated "RS Ass Cream" on the receipt from the pharmacy.

ass cream by RyeBeachPharm February 5, 2010

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When their is cum/seamen in your bum.

Man i was so drunk last night that when i woke up i had ass cream i dont even know how

ass cream by ur bother June 3, 2010

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The art of being a dumb ass

trying to make progress with a chick and a friend walks up and says "So hows your girlfriend?" What a ass cream.

ass cream by Dickwadd July 15, 2006

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