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office crack 

Fictitious substance that makes light of the way some office personnel can be so intellectually lacking while being so self-righteously believing themselves to be of a superior intellect to others outside the office environment.
The memo from product development to manufacturing indicating the resolve of a problem that never existed reeks of office crack.
office crack by critter getter September 18, 2007

Fresh off the pillow cack 

Like fresh off the pillow hair, except its your cack
I gave my girlfriend a hot karl when she sunk her teeth into my fresh off the pillow cack