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corona shot

(1) A vaccine to protect against coronavirus AKA COVID-19 (which they're currently working on).

(2) A shot glass full of Corona beer, which I think bars should advertise in order to celebrate returning to normal, whenever we can safely do so.
Once we can get our corona shots, we should celebrate the occasion with some corona shots down at the bar!
corona shot by Davidfreesefan23 August 25, 2020
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Corona sex protection

When you are feeling un well and bare back your side woman and cough in her face hopefully Corona will kill her and the unborn child
Jed- rich did u Shag your side pice
Rich- yeah but think I got Corona so went bare back and coughed in her face two deaths for the price of one
Ged- that's some good Corona sex protection

corona smooches

When the boys take turns locking lips with a designated homie before he gets tested for COVID-19, making this singular test relevant for everyone involved. A great way to save time and valuable tests, while simultaneously providing a great bonding experience for the squad.
Brendan: “man wtf! I just walked in on Taylor and Foshee making out in the basement bathroom
Evan: “nah don’t trip it’s just corona smooches man. they say it’s a safe and responsible alternative to widespread testing”
Brendan: “I just don’t get why there has to be so much hand play...”

corona szn 

this means that summers here and it’s time to hit up ur local beer store and get some RONAAAASSSS
Hey man, it’s Corona szn
Ya i know man let’s crack some open and get a fire going (typical canadians)
corona szn by trippieredd1400 June 10, 2018

corona snot 

That rubber cement sticky stuff frequently found on 12-packs and cases of Corona beer
The floor of the beer cooler is covered with Corona Snot in the third aisle

corona slut 

People out socializing unnecessarily. Not social distancing.
You should be home, not going out with your corona slut friends

Corona Sickness 

Corona Toilet Paper Panic Not to be confused with the #Corona Virus/Covid19, Corona sickness occurs after a night out guzzling beer and eating from a popular taco establishment. Symptoms include: lava-like/explosive diarrhea, upset stomach, bed spins, slurred speech, blurred vision that makes homely people look hot, bouts of bravery, mood swings, and poor judgement. Do not attempt to drive or operate machinery if you feel you may have Corona Sickness.
"Hey Cletus! Get on down to Walmart and buy up all the toilet paper. The news says erybody in the world catchin' that Corona sickness you had that one night after that Luke Bryan concert."
Corona Sickness by TPayne1972 March 11, 2020