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akron cinnamon bun 

The technical name for having sex with a person of ample proportions and not being able to find the intended hole, so in the end you just settle for the largest fat fold you can find and cum all over it, making it look like the sticky cum glaze that you see on a Cinnabon or Krispy Kreme donut.
Even though I was railing Margie from behind last night, I couldn't find her pussy hole because she was so fat, so I just came all over one of her big marsupial like fat folds instead, giving her an Akron cinnamon bun.
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Alaskan Cinnamon Bun 

The act of shitting a swirl in someones cheek and then jizzing on top of the shit as the icing
I loved it when John gave me the Alaskan Cinnamon Bun, but the poop almost got in my mouth.

Scottish Cinnamon Bun 

A sexual act performed between two or more males. An actee folds his flaccid penis on itself like a snail's shell or a cinammon bun and holds it in that shape. One or more actors ejaculate onto the folded penis to create the frosting.
Damon: What did you have for lunch?

Boss: A Cinnabun.

Damon: Do you mean a Scottish Cinnamon Bun?

Boss: I don't think it's Scottish.

Damon: The cinnamon bun is known to be of Scottish origin. Are you sure it wasn't a Scottish cinnamon bun?

Boss: I guess it could be...

Damon: *snickers*

Scottish Cinnamon Bun 

A sexual act performed between two or more males. An actee folds his flaccid penis on itself like a snail's shell or a cinammon bun and holds it in that shape. One or more actors ejaculate onto the folded penis to create the frosting.
Damon: What did you have for lunch?

Boss: A Cinnamon bun.

Damon: Do you mean a Scottish Cinnamon Bun?

Boss: I don't think it's Scottish.

Damon: The cinnamon bun is known to be of Scottish origin. Are you sure it wasn't a Scottish cinnamon bun?

Boss: I guess it could be...

Damon: *snickers*
Scottish Cinnamon Bun by digbee February 24, 2009

ultimate cinnamon bun 

The act of cumming into a girl's armpits, then applying cinnamon buns into the mixture. combined with spit and potentially nutmeg.
"I gave that hot girl down the street an ultimate cinnamon bun.

rhubarb cinnamon bun 

A ladies anus that has been destroyed followed by an anal cream pie that is pushed out via the valsalva maneouver ...
When that whore pushed out that anal cream pie, it looked like a rhubarb cinnamon bun.

apple cinnamon bun 

A way better nickname for your other half other than "Bae, Boo, honey, sweetie" or anything else that is given to that person whom you love so dearly.
My girlfriend is my apple cinnamon bun, I love her to death.