Calamari Inkantation 

Basically a electronic remix of an old squid country folk song by the Squid Sisters. It's also a fucking bop and I can never get tired of listening to it everytime; can also cure any form of octarian hypnosis and will make you want to live in Inkopolis and not work for DJ Octavio anymore.

Ya weni marei mirekyarahire
Juri yu mirekerason

Kire hyari yoriherahe nyurahera
Nunnyura unera yurawera nyimerani

- The first verse of Calamari Inkantation

Calamari Inkantation by jelo_twt December 6, 2021

Calamari Head 

The feeling of the morning after the night before's in-toxications, after little or no sleep, in the company of your girl/boyfriends you begin to feel silly - laughing at everything, everyone and anything.

After laughing so hard and feeling exhausted you begin to feel all jelly like.

All loose and silly like a squid!

Calamari Head originates from Spain and was initially demonstrated as a dance imitating a squid.

Calamari Head by NAYA HENEBE July 9, 2011

Calamari Meatslap 

The act of getting Cthulhu tea bagged, beaten and harassed by very loose saggy beef curtains.

Guy1: Dude, I got woken up by multiple Calamari Meatslaps...
Guy2: Shit man! You got snail trails all over you face?!
Guy1: It's like Davey Jones' Eskimo kisses...

Calamari Meatslap by xHectiCx338 November 20, 2013

Calamari anus 

Somebody who has been fucked in the ass so many times that their rectal muscles fail to contract anymore. Thus their asshole is very loose, being very much like a piece of raw calamari.

Poor Russ, he shits himself everytime he farts. He has been reemed in the ass so many times that he has developed a calamari anus.

Calamari anus by the shrimping king August 11, 2006

Calamari Comeback 

Violent diarrhea resulting from eating fried calamari that's been sitting out too long on a Rhode Island beach.

"The Calamari Comeback state of Rhode Island"

Calamari Comeback by lxmatt August 20, 2020

calamari resleeve 

When an anus has been so damaged by sexual congress it has to be replaced with a peice of calamari transplanted into the spincter.

that sluts ass has been pounded so much she needs a calamari resleeve

calamari resleeve by onewhteshoe April 16, 2009

Calamari Cocktail 

The act of taking a shot of liquor out of the foreskin of an uncircumcised man

Remember that shank from the bar last night? She took a calamari cocktail off me!

Calamari Cocktail by MuffRyder February 9, 2023