Conched 

to be severely fucked up off of any type recreational drug.

"I'm so fucking conched right now bro"
"Branden and I are gonna go get hella conched after school, you down?"

Conched by conchmaster October 30, 2011

Chooched 

The act of being completely screwed; completely robbed.

I just got completely chooched on that hand. I’ve never been so chooched in my life.

Chooched by Mussbuss May 16, 2019

choched 

To be extreamly strong and high

Us 4 teenage guys are going to get choched.

choched by PACAAAAA July 24, 2017

Chooched 

Optimally high on cocaine

“Dude, did you see that last gator tail? I’m fuckin chooched!”

Chooched by Actually Louis C.K. April 30, 2020

chinched 

Feeling depressively excited about nothing, and it's all tight in your chest. Your waiting for something too happen, even though either there's nothing or you've forgotten. You get up and sit down and get up and sit down, and hold your head in despair. Listen and look frantically, expecting something to happen. The tightness in your chest growing everytime you remember there is nothing. Maybe almost feeling itchy.

I was sitting there, drinking tea listening to techno and I was suddenly chinched. It made me a lunatic and I couldn't stop thinking there was something I might do, or that some one might come and take me to somewhere I have never been.

chinched by mielonen December 25, 2005

Conched 

When someone punches you in the crotch with a conch shell.

(Friend walks over and hits you in the crotch with a conch shell)
You've just been CONCHED!!

Conched by EdmundBlackadder June 9, 2011

choncher 

another slang term for the genitalia of person. normally used in annoyance.

yo, this girl will not get up of my choncher.

choncher by dana k. December 5, 2007