booker 

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to the slammer or big house.

boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.

boy b) I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?

booker by Uncle Dimma September 18, 2012

booker 

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

N.B : This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if he finds it appropriate, book you for a night in the slammer or the big house.

boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.

boy b) I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?

booker by Uncle Dimma November 2, 2012

booker 

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to jail

boy a): just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience.

boy b) why in the devil's name are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night.

booker by Uncle Dimma December 30, 2012

Booker 

To write about a time you committed sexual assault as if it was nothing more than the behavior of a young man and then destroy another man's life because of an allegation of the same behavior which the man in question fiercely denies.

Cory Bookered for the doctor because he was attempting to gain political favor. He didn't care that the allegation against Brett amounted to the same thing he'd written about doing, himself, at a similar age.

Booker by Alice1918 September 29, 2018

booker 

someone who is socially awkward.

steve: hey did you see that guy?

ned: yeh hes such a booker.

booker by T0M123456789 April 25, 2019

Booker 

When someone has a taco bell in as bong & uses it instead of bong water

Jason took a booker in my new piece what the frick man

Booker by Goatmanvonshnitzlehymen February 2, 2020

Booker 

A guy you hang with who thinks he is smarter than everyone else but deep down he’s just really bad at making card towers and isn’t that funny. He likes books a lot, hence booker.

That guy was really giving me booker vibes

Booker by Sasch June 7, 2020