Buzzarding 

A technique of perpetuating a heterosexuaal image by faking a relationship with an extremely attractive member of the opposite sex whilst refusing intimacy, bragging about being an incredible lover and sending pictures of various attractive body parts of the opposite sex to convince friends and coworkers that one is not gay.

Michael was buzzarding the guys at work when in fact, he secretly yearned for their hairy asses.

Buzzarding by The belly November 22, 2017

blizzoring

Instead of vag to vag scissoring, this is butthole to butthole scissoring.

My wife wasn’t on the trip with me so my friend and I had to get into some blizzoring to get off before bed.

blizzoring by Swivel mi timbers August 18, 2023