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Bernardo 

Bernardo is the Chosen One.
Bernardo by Present_God_1 November 22, 2021

Bernardo 

The ugliest person you will ever meet, normally a way of offending someone. A Bernardo doesn't care about anything and has no discernable skills. Can be a synonym for retarded. (Retardo Bernardo)
Person 1: "Did you see that guy?"
Person 2: "I could feel his stupidity, he was totally a Bernardo"
Bernardo by CoolerThanYou5438 November 10, 2018

Bernardo 

A guy with strapping muscles, sexy but has an old man name and awful sense of humour.
Bruh whoever this old man bernardo is, he just sent the worst meme in the group chat.
Bernardo by Ringbeller August 12, 2020

bernardo 

A big guy with a wonderful hart that really likes dick he gets most of the girls but only the ugly one
ay sup cuh you a bit of a bernardo
bernardo by JJJAJAJA November 9, 2020

Bernardo 

Brazilian guy but shit at football. Fake depressed. (He gets girls tho)
Person 1: Whats your name?
Bernardo: Bernardo
Person 1: i bet you’re shit at football
Bernardo: What gave it away?!?!
Bernardo by SchlongISlong October 3, 2021

Bernardo 

Moans in everybody's ear at school, especially the gorls. Hates anime but loves hentai. Head is twice the size of body. Brazillian joints. Has no neck. Hisses and screams at people. What dat Bernardo doing?
"Why is Bernardo's arm bent 180 degrees into his ass???"
"Oh he's just brazillian"
Bernardo by garfield6969 November 2, 2021