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National grab the best ass around you day 

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When it's 3rd september you should grab the best ass you know.
"Oh it's national grab the best ass around you day and Monica has best ass i've ever seen. Today i can grab that ass."
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having your ass handed to you 

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Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"
When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend

"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"
having your ass handed to you by Ribz December 10, 2007
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I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch 

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You ain’t gonna let this hoe get away with their shit. Not today baby
“I’m gonna go fuck your man”
“I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch”
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hand you your ass 

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a euphanism for beat up.
also refers to being put down, insulted, or caught in the act of doing something you shouldn't.

basically, you can apply it to anything, as it's a really useful phrase.

bitch, you mess with me, i will hand you your ass!!!

i just got my ass handed you me by my math teacher for texting in class.

Lindsey Lohan got her ass handed to her in court. twice.
hand you your ass by case0flip January 6, 2009
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have your ass handed to you 

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To be beaten like a Blind, Deaf, Dumb, Quadriplegic, Midget Hooker who owes her Pimp money.
A one punch TKO, wow the champ got his ass Handed to him.
have your ass handed to you by NADROJ January 21, 2004
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Lick my ass and thank you very much! 

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A foul and gritty phrase to use in a moment of totally déclassé behavior when you do not appreciate something that someone has said or done.
Although we are on the Jerry Springer Show right now, I realize you may still bleep me when I say, “lick my ass and thank you very much!”
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