david archuleta

Lucky kid who girls seem to think is the greatest just because he looks like a penguin-monkey, is shy and because he can sing ballad after ballad endlessly until death warms over. He is also an object of both pure hatred and mindless love (ugh).

Why the fuck is David Archuleta liked so much? Am I even alive? What is the purpose of life? Can I die now?

david archuleta by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

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Aschletarded

A mixture of Autistic and Retarded (Pronounced Osh-le-tar-ded) and a way to describe a stupid person.

Jenna, you're aschletarded!

Aschletarded by wowie elite December 24, 2020

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Archuleta • david archuleta • Adam Archuleta • Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome • Archlett • Aschletarded

Archlett

A noun.
A noob in runescape.
Add him and make fun of him.

Lol look at Archlett!

Archlett by Da n00b pk14 July 6, 2008

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