alonzo 

a fat, curly haired young man who never gets off the computer. He needs more exercise.

"Alonzo, you need more exercise."

alonzo by skinnyman123 June 6, 2009

Alonzo 

A psychopath that belongs in a mental asylum

Joker from Batman is a physcopath
Wow Alonzo is a psychopath!

Alonzo by yomomma214 March 9, 2019

Alonzo 

A big guy with an anger problem and would do anything to turn your friends against you. he would be nice to you some days but would eventually find a way to fight with you.

damn, you are always acting like an Alonzo dude

Alonzo by qimpky May 15, 2020

Alonzo 

A clown ass nigga who simps over e girls. Also is a very big mad ants supporter. Alonzo has no chin, and has pubes on his hair.

Alonzo: Fawn is my bitch an yall can't bag her losers.
Angel: I thought you was my mine.
Alonzo: Sorry but i must take Fawn to the mad ants game.
Typical Viewer: Go play some marvins room by drake you fucking clown ass simp

Alonzo by AtticIsMyCity April 12, 2019

Alonzo 

he looks like pizza, he’s a bitch to everyone

wow! Alonzo is a bitch ass pizza face hedass

Alonzo by bitchyesijustnuttteddd September 29, 2018

Alonzo 

HE LOVES Z WAY MORE THEN SHE LOVES HIM AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE HER MORE NO MATTER WHAT FOR INFINTIY HE WILL LOVE HER MORE FOREVER AND ALWAYS AND NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THAT HE LOVES Z MORE THEN SHE LOVES HIM

MAN I ALONZO, Z!!!

Alonzo by ALONZO LOVES ZAKADA MORE February 25, 2019

Alonzo 

Big fag

Damn he’s such a alonzo

Alonzo by Dannydevito300 October 22, 2019