pull a girls hair day 

go up to any girl and pull there hair until there bald

bro why did you pull fayths hair?

Don’t worry it’s pull a girls hair day today
oh ok

pull a girls hair day by jameseatschildren October 5, 2020

A horses hair in the wind 

A fleeting thought

“Oh shit Bro, idk what I was going to say, just a horses hair in the wind, ya know”

A horses hair in the wind by A Juniper Bug and a Bush May 6, 2021

A Marlyse Hair 

A long, dark brown hair not attached to a person's head.

Ew, I found a marlyse hair in my food!

A Marlyse Hair by I<3Marlyse December 13, 2009

pull a girls hair day 

go up to any girl and pull there hair until there bald

bro why did you pull fayths hair?

Don’t worry it’s pull a girls hair day today
oh ok

pull a girls hair day by jameseatschildren October 5, 2020

National kiss a purple hair girl 

You kiss a purple hair girl on a Thursday

Smooch smooch on national kiss a purple hair girl

National kiss a purple hair girl by savethedinos April 20, 2024

hair past a freckle

A way to reply to someone if they ask the time, though said person does not have a watch.

Stranger 1: What's the time?

Stranger 2: (Looks at his watchless wrist) Its a hair past a freckle.

hair past a freckle by milo1000 July 22, 2011

Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair

When somebody you know is dumber than a bag of hair.
A person consistently failing to understand anything you're saying.
When somebody is saying unintelligible nonsense.

1. He's Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.
2. They're Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.

Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair by Anthony Luka Davenport September 24, 2023