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Take a picture and it'll last longer!

Said in an angry or sarcastic way to indicate that you resent being stared at when you demand privacy.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to tell his cousin 10-year-old Michael and Michael's friends Josh and Frankie,as they stared at him.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" yelped pantsless 8-year-old Jamie,after getting depanted by the turtle and rabbit as the crowd stared at him.
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The time when you wake up and look like dog shit. After a night of too much partying or directly after vomiting after to many drink.
Aye dude, put that camera down cuz' I'm not not-very-take-a-picture-able right now!

Take a Picture 

1. A guy that's way too fast having sex, a premature ejaculator.

2. Something you say to a girl after having unsatisfying sex, often adding 'It'll last longer.'

This works on so many levels, the receiver of the insult will probably not even know it's an insult!
We call our friend Chris 'Take a Picture'. Because we heard after he has sex, the girl wants to 'Take a Picture... It'll last longer.

painting a picture 

I was just painting a picture. It looked just like you.

Take a picture with Mr V if your cool 

If you take a picture with Mr Vallero your the best person alive.
I take a picture with mr v if your cool

take a picture with mr v if your cool 

If you take a picture with mr vallero than your amazing.

she's got a picture of an anime girl's face 

This is to do with Wilbur Soot's 'I'm In Love With An E-Girl', an absolute classic.

Now who is Wilbur Soot you may ask? Well he is a man who fell in love with TommyInnit many years ago.
"She's got a picture of an anime girl's face!"
"Just a single"
"Nothing more"
"Send her rubbing up my ethernet cord"