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National Get a white monster day 

You need to get a White monster and a white one only on November 15th
Karl: Oh my got it's November 15th give me your credit card

Jimmy: No why?

Karl: It's national get a white monster day

Monster a Beer 

To monster a beer is to pull your shirt up over your head and chug a full beer through your shirt
Dude did you just see that guy monster a beer?

Like A Motherfuckin Monstah 

The term "Like A Motherfuckin Monstah!!!" comes from the game of Pokémon. Started in 4th gen and continues on in 5th gen. It refers to a pokémon being able to take a large hit from a strong attack.
Oppenent sent out Suicune.
You withdraw Charizard.
You sent out Sceptile.
Opponent's Suicune used Surf.
Sceptile takes the Surf Like A Motherfuckin Monstah.
Opponent bitches about his mistake.

You Win!

Unleash a verbal monster 

To express a level of anger through a torrent of abuse via a social network
If I don't get what I want...I will f*cking "unleash a verbal monster" on Twitter, you c*nt.
Unleash a verbal monster by Mish P September 26, 2015

A Loch Ness Monster

A bowel movement so great in length that the end of the feces is protruding from the toilet water thus resembling the "Loch Ness Monster".
Some sick bastard left a Loch Ness Monster in the work bathroom.

A complete fucking monster dick

When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap
Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("

Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."

P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..